WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

This game is a lovingly crafted homage to the days of yore, when men were robots and bosses needed destroying. Days which are no longer to be found.

Seriously though, this is a game about fighting bosses. Bosses who learn and adapt every time you play. It gets hard...

WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT?

Design choice. We liked the radness of the 80's and thought that more neon was neccessary.

How else would we showcase such righteous dudes?

THAT HAIR?!?!

The hair is invincible. Trust in the hair, and you too shall know greatness!